when you weathered the onceler storm of ‘12 and you can see the bendynoodle cucumberpatch grinch wildfire on the horizon of 2018 but you follow a select group of blogs whose judgement you trust
Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do
Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told
Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.
I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.
The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”
hello! I recently found this rad app called “CamScanner”, a mobile app for android and iOS
what does this app do? well, basically it imitates a scanner, so even if you don’t have one, you can take real cool pictures of your drawings!
for this to work, i suggest you take a picture of your entire paper / sketchbook / etc. The app will automatically crop your picture and come out with something like this:
(sometimes it wont be too accurate, but that can be easily fixed by moving the frame yourself)
once scanned, the app will make it so your drawing looks like this:
(the app will have some presets, so you might want to mess around with those. OR you can mess with the settings yourself to get a look you desire)
this can be really helpful if you plan to color your traditional piece on a computer, or something similar.
this can even work with colored drawing, if you’d like!
original:
edited with CamScanner:
if you mess with the settings yourself, i bet you could get the picture to look better, as i did this with the presets.
anyway, i hope this helps!
It’s also good it you need “photocopies” of legal documents scanned. Or any documents really
Zanjeer was a Labrador retriever who trained at the Dog Training Center of the Criminal Investigation Department in Pune, India. Following his training, he was enlisted in the Mumbai Police Bonn Detection and Disposal Squad in December of 1992. During his service, Zanjeer helped to recover 11 military bombs, 57 country-made bombs, 175 petrol bombs and 600 detonators. Moreover, he assisted in detecting the bombs during the 1993 Mumbai bombings, averting three more planned attacks.
Due to his outstanding performance, Zanjeer was honoured with a full state funeral after perishing from cancer on the 16th of November, 2000.
I agree, it was a toxic community and still is. The fact it is much smaller now is a very good thing. Hopefully it means people are getting help.
And I hope you are doing better anon, eating disorders are nothing to joke about and I hope you are much healthier today. Keep strong and know no matter what you are beautiful
Just wanted to say I’m not pro! Eating disorders suck ass and anyone who may be growing one NEEDS to get help! Again, I’m sorry I reblogged from you, it was probably something body positive. I try to reblog as many body posi things as I can to try and push others to recovery. It would absolutely destroy me if I pushed someone to die. Sorry for this long message, I don’t mean any harm, even if I may look like it. (2/2)
That reblog wasn’t meant for generalizing people with eating disorders. It was about the many blogs that the OP and I included have seen that are pro ana. who do go onto other people’s blogs and telling them they don’t need therapy or how it is good for you to only eat once a day. I grew up with a dear friend who was anorexic and who was extremely sick. I don’t judge people for their disorders until they try to drag others down with them. She started going to help classes but there she never listened and instead convinced two others to drop out with her. It is not a joke or me looking lightly on the subject. When I see pro-ana blogs I block them. I do not care if they are’t ‘serious’. It is the same with self-harm blogs. I understand why people do it but people who refuse to seek help for themselves shouldn’t drag others into it with them. That is my standign on the topic.
Decided to play skyrim for an hour or two. Biggest glitch Ive experienced happened.
A group of khajiit merchants came running from the gates of whirerun across the fields to join me in a dragon fight. Each time they died they fell through the world the fell from the sky in T pose and resumed attacking. They pretty much killed it for me. The dragon also spawned without a head. I don’t know how that happens.
Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend – dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
This is NOT these women’s fault in any way – these men hide their misogyny until they think you’re hooked. They know what they are doing.
These women are wise and brave. I admire them so much!
Not even touching the fact that he thinks teachers and nurses are lesser…he wants her to be less so that he can be more.
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Crimnelle Law: So last week, out of the blue, the man who asked me to marry him remarked as follows: “sometimes I wish you were just a teacher or a nurse because you wouldn’t think so much, it’s intimidating”
And trust me when I say I am horrified to actually put out into the universe the fact that those words were even uttered. I’ve just been over here beee boppin along thinking all is great and loving life. Then that bombshell dropped and I’m left questioning everything – including the fact that I’ve just MOVED IN with this man a month earlier.
Along with the teacher/nurse comment he proclaims that he’s depressed because he feels like less of a man around me. Again, I am f*%#ing dumbfounded and blindsided by this confession.
My heart wasn’t broken – it was shredded. But I knew what I needed to do. He went out of town and in 36 hours I was packed and completely moved out. Thank god I was able to move back into my house otherwise it would have all just been too much. It’s still pretty fucking crushing. I’m sad and grieving the loss of what I thought we had (*thought* being the operative word). But I also feel surprisingly relieved.
It makes no logical sense to me: he makes more money, has *considerable* more assets, and is well respected and accomplished in his field. I have my faults. I spend too much on handbags and shoes and can’t even point out to you on a map where Idaho is… but you’re intimidated? And let me make one thing absolutely clear: I am *humiliated* to admit all of this. I’d much rather pretend it never happened and just quietly move along. But it happened. And to a certain extent is still happening because your heart takes a minute to heal.
I have no desire to say horrible things about him because that’s only an indictment of myself. I was with him. I just didn’t pick up on *any* of this. It never even occurred to me that being moderately informed was intimidating.
So. That’s where I am at the moment and I truly wasn’t even going to say a damn word about it. Coming home to an empty house is awful and nights are always the worst. But Netflix. Wine. Online shopping. And losing the 15lbs I gained will get me through. I won’t lie: for about 24 hours I debated staying. It just seemed….easier. Maybe this is as good as it gets – maybe my expectations are too high – maybe I stay and lean on my friends and colleagues to fill in where he lacks. I *hate* admitting these thoughts but it’s true.
But the only thing worse than being lonely is being lonely in a relationship. As much as it hurt to leave, staying would be so much more painful. I want it all. And I think I can have it all. Maybe not all at the same time – but I’m okay with that. I’ll enjoy each and every little bit and look forward to what’s yet to come.
Chaos Wrangler: Ex randomly told me he was glad I make a fraction of the money he does (I’m a public defender, he’s also an atty). Said he would hate it if I was better at my job than him, loved it AND made more money…from experience it only gets worst from the initial comment. And I am genuinely sorry, regardless of what happens. I admire you a lot on here and you deserve a partner who simply revels in how powerful, funny, smart, and talented you are
Also GOOD FOR FUCKING YOU for saying this out loud/publicly. I kept so many shitty secrets because I was so ashamed a “woman like me” was being treated so terribly. Made it so hard to process everything trying to do it alone. Keep Team Criminelle (here & IRL) in the loop.
Magic is Might: Same, sis. I kept things to myself partly out of confusion (is this really happening to ME?!) and partly out of shame. No more. Speak up LOUDLY.
Chaos Wrangler: I’m so lucky I have the support system (and access to therapy!) I do. I’m a fundamentally different person than I was a year ago. Talking about it has been so freeing. I hope you’re doing better too!
Magic Might: I am!!! Thank you!!!! And same here. Me last year and me today are two completely different people.
Chaos Wrangler: Such a wonderful feeling! I’m so glad!!
A friendly reminder not to put undiluted essential oils on your skin. My mint essential oil ate through this styrofoam cup in aroun 20-30 mins when i got pulled away before i diluted it. And it was only about 4-5 drops.
can someone give me a general tarot reading on how the fuck to stop feeling so insecure and useless in my current position? thanks.
General 2 Card tarot reading
Card 1: the situation at hand and how it should be see
Reversed 10 of Swords
You need to re-evaluate things right now, it seems there are some severe emotional and mental conflicts. You feel stuck in the middle, unable to choose which side or make a choice. You are stuck in a tug of war with yourself. This situation that you are in, is definitely a distressing one and exhausting. It is okay, it does not make you weak to feel as such. You need to approach this situation as it is – an important choice to make. Something new is coming, this card often a reference to personal growth soon to come, but rarely is that road an easy or smooth one.
Card 2: The solution or route one should take
Temperance
The card of balance and stabilization. We look upon this card in times that we need to cut back, make a plan and take a break. You must balance out your life, dear, and though that is not easy it seems to be the best way. Do not put too much effort into only one aspect and not others. Sit down and take some time to think, make a schedule of your time. Spread it out evenly between people you love, chores, work and personal time. You can’t give all your attention to just one person or just one task, that will make your life unbalanced and there for stressful. My cards are saying it is time to get organized and understand moderation, moderation, moderation.
Extra Card: Colormancy Card for over all energy
Navy
A color of seriousness, calmness, organization and balance. This color has for several centuries been related to the military and armed forces across the world though specifically with North America and parts of Europe. This color sets in stone, in my opinion, that you need to take this approach seriously. You need to be strong with yourself, even when it gets hard. Head up and keep yourself organized. This is not a time to just put partial effort.
(Note to followers: I do not do free readings normally. This is a free reading for a dear friend who is having a hard time, thank you.)
Imagine describing fandom to someone with no prior knowledge of it at all. What’s the need-to-know?
You’d tell them it consists largely of online communities who organize via blogging sites (and formerly message boards or mailing lists); fiction and art that’s often erotic in nature, and is sometimes commissioned or sold via self-promotional sites like etsy and society6; conventions that people travel internationally to attend; cosplay that takes so much skill to assemble that some people do it professionally; analysis of the source material backed by fans’ knowledge of subjects that range from medicine to weapons operation to feminist social theory to stage design.
I can imagine a lot of reactions, depending on the person, but I’m having trouble figuring out who could hear that and then conclude most of the participants are kids.
I will be moderating a panel on Fangirling Over 30 next month, and I was looking up this post so I could quote it at at the panel, and I just wanted to throw in, additionally, something that is implied above but not stated outright:
Who do the young’ins think are performing the executive functions of fandom? Who’s paying for a domain name and server space so they can host a fanfic archive? Who’s establishing and moderating message boards and mailing lists? Who’s throwing a ‘zine-assembling party at their house? Who’s forming an LLC and liaising with a hotel for the convention they’re organizing? Who’s doing the research on intellectual property to determine what constitutes fair use so that fan artists know what they can sell and where?
Hint: not kids.
The fandom playgrounds we’ve been frolicking in for 50 years did not materialize out of thin air. They were built by the people who are “too old to be in fandom.” Respect them.
This applies not only to fandom, but to the source material that fandom develops around as well. If you say that adults aren’t allowed in fandom, then all of a sudden, everything that you’re a fan of just poofs and disappears. Who do you think makes your shows, books, comics, whatever? People usually twice your age or older, who are far removed from school and have careers and families of their own who work tirelessly to bring your favorite thing to life. Even if it’s a show or book aimed at children, I can guarantee an adult wrote it, and a lot of these adults also participate with the fans of their creations.
Without adults making things happen, your fandoms wouldn’t exist.
Nothing is more embarrassing as a front desk worker than trying to make a key for someone for their room and the key maker isn’t working so you try literally 12 keys before one works. yeah thanks for making me look dumb keymaker
Do most guests not politely say it’s fine that the key maker is being problematic? Like, if they’re just checking in, they’re probably not on a schedule, right?
oooooooh trust me, most guests do not understand or will get annoyed. I have been yelled at for everything. Basically most people staying at hotels expect to be treated like royalty but aren’t polite in return. Especially at expensive hotels (both hotels I work at though one is a much smaller inn style are 4 star hotels with minimum of 200 dollars a night rooms, most going ore towards 280-350 a night)
How can people be so rude? I stay at some pretty high end hotels. I was at the Marriott Marquis in DC and was having card issues. (Kept not working after like 8 fails) and I was calm and collected. I was SO nice to staff and I got that kindness returned 10 fold. Man, people need to just BE NICE and you will be treated like a guest and well taken care of. =_=
Thats what I have always said. Be nice to especially the front desk agents (you know the people who can decide if they want to comp something for your troubles and can upgrade you if things go wrong), because its just being a decent human being. we are much happier to help you when you treat us like people. I feel people are rude and nasty to us the same reason they are rude and nasty to retail workers and customer service reps.
Nothing is more embarrassing as a front desk worker than trying to make a key for someone for their room and the key maker isn’t working so you try literally 12 keys before one works. yeah thanks for making me look dumb keymaker
Do most guests not politely say it’s fine that the key maker is being problematic? Like, if they’re just checking in, they’re probably not on a schedule, right?
oooooooh trust me, most guests do not understand or will get annoyed. I have been yelled at for everything. Basically most people staying at hotels expect to be treated like royalty but aren’t polite in return. Especially at expensive hotels (both hotels I work at though one is a much smaller inn style are 4 star hotels with minimum of 200 dollars a night rooms, most going ore towards 280-350 a night)
a man: men now have to think before they speak, they are afraid to be criticized or accused of something, can we believe that we have to live like this now?? uwu
all the women that had to grown up being super self-aware of what they wear, what they think, what they say, how they act, where they are, with whom, etc in every aspect of their life, all the time, in this sexist society (especially women of color, non-straight women and trans women): good. finally you all have to learn how to behave.
Nothing is more embarrassing as a front desk worker than trying to make a key for someone for their room and the key maker isn’t working so you try literally 12 keys before one works. yeah thanks for making me look dumb keymaker
🌄Morning Witchcraft☀️: how to connect to the elements
These are some of my tips for connecting to the elements in the morning before school, work, busy days, or just a day at home. It’s also handy for witches like me who prefer to work in the morning and daytime 🌞
☁️Air-
💨wake up at dawn if you can (dawn is the time that correspondes with air)
💨pick a perfume that correspondes with your intent for the rest of the day
💨listen to some music to set intent for the day and energize yourself
💨get some fresh air and let the crisp morning air invigorate and center you
💨light incense that correspondences with your intent of the day
💨enjoy the morning bird chirping
💨do a daily divination reading to get a feel for what to expect for the rest of the day
💨incorporate almonds, honey, strong scented herbs like dill, or eggs in your breakfast
Water🌊-
💧have a cup of tea or some water when you wake up
💧take a shower or bath and let it cleanse you
💧take a morning swim if you can
💧moisturize with lotion that correspondes with your intent for the day
💧make a water bottle of infused water (with the herbs/fruits of your intent) to carry around and keep you hydrated for the day
💧collect morning dew
💧pick a seashell that correspondes with your intent for the day to carry around with you
💧sing! (to connect to mermaids and warm up your voice for the day)
💧incorporate apples, berries, salt, fish, or avocado in your breakfast
Earth🌳-
🌿take a walk or jog
🌿do some yoga
🌿pick a crystal that correspondes with your intent for the day to carry with you
🌿ground yourself
🌿take care of your plants (water them, talk to them, etc.)
🌿do a prosperity spell for the day
🌿spend time with your pets
🌿use plant based products or make your own if you can (like shampoo, soap, makeup, etc.)
🌿incorporate nuts, beans, roots (like ginger), and greens (like spinach and kale) in your breakfast
Fire🔥-
🕯light a candle to set your intent for the day
🕯enjoy the morning sunshine, feel it’s warmth
🕯do some makeup or fashion magic when you’re getting ready
🕯meditate with the Sun
🕯take vitamins and/or medications
🕯stay warm with hot teas, hot showers, blankets, etc. (the morning can be a bit chilly)
🕯use the sunshine as a positivity and happiness spell and let it charge you for the day
🕯carry a tealight with you (you never know when you’ll need one)
🕯incorporate citrus and spices (like cinnamon, peppers, etc) into your breakfast
Training as a night shift agent at an inn down the road from the main hotel I work mornings at. Just got asked by a guy if he could come around the desk to hug me. the answer is no. No you cannot, try it and I will call the cops.
(though I think I scared him with how firmly I said ‘no’ and he recoiled a bit before exiting the main office)
I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.
Since these are going around, I wanted to fill in some of the gaps! Here are seven more posters for communities under threat. As with the first set, these are completely free to download, print, share, repost, etc with no credit needed. This is open source activism.
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
Well my dears it looks like it’s that time of year again.
Looks like someone is back to reposting content made by our hardworking witchy siblings and I remember a few of them said they wouldn’t approve of reposting, so I’m bringing this to attention
There’s certainly more but I just wanted to let you guys know another account is taking your content and reposting it. I don’t actually know how to report that on insta but I think orriculum does??? Anywho
@ everybody else: if you see accounts like this where they repost content that we work hard on, bring it to the OPs attention! They deserve to know!
oh man, that time of….something again. feels like this happens at least once a week.
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