Everyone is being really rude at work today. Not even guests like coworkers. Like banquets can’t make up their mind if they need me tonight or not and keep telling me different things every hour and then act like I’m a moron for being confused by the revolving door of back and forth changes. Accounting is yelling at guests over the phone and at us over the phone for again no real reason. Managers all seem grumpy. And just, I have no idea why everyone is so mad at us today. 

dirtgay:

dirtgay:

You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this

You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

brunhiddensmusings:

ocheano:

justejauraisaimeetreprevenue:

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes – terre des femmes

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ”

respect girls

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral

its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

Doing Your Own Research

will-o-the-witch:

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Or, more appropriately titled: Doing Your Own Research, Without Just Looking Up Someone Else’s Correspondence Lists. Because while those lists are very handy to get started or have a shorthand reference, it gives us memorization, stopping just short of real understanding. What’s more, most correspondence lists won’t have your local (overlooked) plant life, or whatever niche plant, rock, animal you need. Sometimes, you have to get your hands dirty and figure it out from scratch.

Anyway so here’s some stuff you can do to aid in that.

 The Science
Look into what it physically is. What family does it belong to? If that weird plant growing in your backyard is closely related to say, basil, it will likely have similar properties. Was that crystal formed under heat and pressure, or is it a sedimentary rock? What does this animal do? How does it live and survive? A lot of correspondences come from this level, and it’s the easiest level to research. Physical traits and fun science facts are all welcome here and fair game to use in magic.

The Folklore
Okay, so we know what the Thing is made of, but let’s look into its relationship with humans. There’s nothing demanding that roses be the Official Love Flower, but rather it’s a collective cultural thing. That has worked itself into magic as well. Are there any stories involving your object of choice? Local superstitions? Home remedies? What does this item get used for in wider culture? For some things, there may not be much here. But for those that do have lore, it’s a valuable resource.

The Vibes
The actual, spiritual sensations you get from holding or touching the Thing. (This is going to apply more to rocks and plants… please don’t go out and touch wild animals.) This will give you some better understanding beyond just what it does, but how it does it. Does the energy seem aggressive? Is it fast or slow moving? Does it give you the impression of being related to a certain element? Which brings us into the next…

The Voice
If you communicate with stuff or spirits at all, this is for you. Just ask the Thing for yourself! “Hello. I am ____. Tell me, what sort of things would you be able to help me with?” Prepare an interview, maybe. This will likely be more specific than “love” or “cleansing,” because they’re giving you a pitch and will know themselves very well. It may be “I help someone realize romantic feelings they already have but don’t know about,” or “I help other cleansing items so that cleansed spaces stay cleaner for longer, but I don’t work by myself.” If you get an answer, record it!

Experiment
Use the Thing! If you have a general idea of what it does, throw it into the mix for your next relevant spell and see how it changes the result. You can read a lot about something, but the research doesn’t stop when you start using it! As you discover things through repeated use, make note of that as well!

Happy researching!

Trick or treat

TREAT~

Crystal divination

Your Crystal: Rose Quartz

For the upcoming days for you, you need to focus on some self love and attention. It is okay to spend some time just making yourself happy rather than working or pleasing others. some stress is in your future so you need to know you can help with it. Enjoy your favorite food, take a long bath or shower, watch a movie or get that new book you’ve been eyeing. Now is the right time.

trickortreat! (pretty sure this will send as my side block. @neonisaur is my main.)

TREAT!

Shufflemancy for you

Your song: One Jump Ahead – Disney’s Aladdin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTC7RkmHac

Lyrics : https://genius.com/Walt-disney-records-one-jump-ahead-annotated

This song is all about avoiding danger, disaster and keeping yourself one step ahead of others. So you need to start thinking more critically, because there may be some challenges coming your way, but you can outpace them. You just need to stay on your toes, keep your wits about you and when one arises, you need to think it through.

Trick or treat! :)

Treat~~~

1 Crystal Divination

You got: River Stone

I keep this particular stone in the bag because it represents change of time, how the water smooths out the rough sharp edges. You need to focus some of your energy these next few days on focusing on some of your flaws that you know you have and addressing them. Baby steps are sometimes key too, don’t feel it will happen over night.

Treat or Trick?

TREAT~

Shufflemancy for you~

Your song: “When You’re Good to Mama” – Chicago (movie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFzQMviW1Mw

Lyrics below (source- google lyrics)

Ladies and gentlemen
The Keeper of the keys, the Countess of the clink
The Mistress of murderers row
Matron Mama Morton
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They’ll tell you I’m the biggest mutha hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works, the system called reciprocity
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you’re good to Mama
Mama’s good to you
There’s a lot of favors
I’m prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She’ll do one for you
They say that life is tit for tat
And that’s the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I’ve got to give
Don’t you know that this hand
Washes that one too?
When you’re good to Mama
Mama’s good to you
If you want my gravy
Pepper my raggoo
Spice it up for Mama
She’ll get hot for you
When they pass that basket
Folks contribute too
You put in for Mama
She’ll put out for you
The folks a top the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder kid
And I’ll boost you up your’s
Let’s all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew
When you’re strokin’ Mama
Mama’s strokin’ you
So what’s the one conclusion?
I can bring this number to
When you’re good to Mama
Mama’s good to you

Admittedly one of my favorite songs from the movie next to the Cell Block Tango. Though this song has a definite energy to it, its about bribery and control, though that part of it I don’t feel should be taken literally. I believe rather this song is telling you during your next few days its time for you to jump on opportunity and not to sell yourself short. You need to understand you have to put yourself first sometimes. 

kinkstertime:

vessel-of-ineptitude:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

  • A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
  • A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
  • Negative gold pieces

  • A map that is the territory
  • Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
  • A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
  • Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
  • An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
  • A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
  • Angry shoes
  • A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions
  • A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand
  • Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe
  • A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible
  • An actual key to your heart

Kind of in the same spirit, there’s a crappy magical item generator right here: https://rexiconjesse.github.io
Ive been. Extremely tempted to inflict some of these things on my PCs.

That website is fantastic

witch’s basil lemonade

leodrunewitchcraft:

basil is an herb i hold close to my heart as a witch, as it’s told in folklore that witches of old used basil to fly on their brooms. its magickal properties include steadying the mind, bringing happiness, love, harmony, and wealth.

lemons, rich with the aura of the moon, are excellent fruits for healing and cleansing

to make basil lemonade, you will need:

☾ ½ cup rinsed basil leaves

☾ 3 tbsp. sugar

☾ 4 cups water

☾ ½ cup freshly squeezed lemon juice

in a bowl, combine the basil leaves and sugar. with a wooden spoon, crush the leaves with the sugar until crushed well. add water and lemon juice, and stir clockwise until the sugar is dissolved (about 2 minutes). add more sugar to taste.

strain out basil leaves and serve over ice. 

(Not actually a spell request just fyi) Do you have any recommendations for protection/self love spells i can use on a poppet? Its for my friend and i kinda just want him to be happy and i recently made my first poppet (and second but i love him too much so hes my son now) so i want to test out spells on it (you dont have to answer btw, i just can’t find any anywhere)

Technically any spell you can use on a poppet. I dont personally have any that are specifically for poppet though, sorry

hey!! so i’m trying to figure out how to bring the magic from home to where i’m at for uni. there’s no earthly magic here, and it gets tiring really quickly and i have a hard time performing magic. is there a spell or crystal i can use to bring the magic to me? i’m still new to being an active witch, and this feels a little out of my bounds

I believe youre just exhausting yourself. It takes time to have enough energy control to do lots of spells a day. Best I recommend is researching grounding and centering and energy work.

Hi! Do you have any posts that list common offerings/payments for spirits? I know each one is different but are there any common ones you can offer to most if you don’t have anything special for them? (Also since I was looking through the spirit work tag for it, did you ever figure out what that lanky underground spirit was?)

I do but it does greatly depend on what youre wanting. Feel free to IM me. Replies may be slow due to work