I decided to watch Hotel Hell and I think my favourite part of it is when Gordon tries to take baths
For the ones asking, most of the episodes can be found on both youtube and dailymotion. It use to be on Hulu but they removed them for some reason not too long ago.
mandatory disclosure that i do think this site sucks but……..tumblr’s kinda nice in that its less like……public facing than twitter fb insta etc? more like how the Old Internet used to be where u had your own little niches…idk i feel like that’s harder to find now
There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it
Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies
Donald Featherstone, creator of the plastic lawn flamingo, and his wife Nancy spent at least three decade of their 37 years of marriage wearing complete matching outfits made by Nancy herself.
They would race each other to their shared closet in the morning and the winner would get to pick the outfit for the day. (x)
He not only looked like the guy who invented the lawn flamingo, he acted like it.
Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe
“Trans-Exclusionary-Radical-Feminist,” when you think about it, is a VERY kind term. To be called a TERF is for the person to admit that they still consider you a feminist.
But what kind of feminist excludes so many women from their movement? If you hate so many women for what they are, you really don’t deserve to be called any kind of feminist, radical or otherwise.
Anti-trans people: Stop calling us terfs it’s insulting
(pt.2) that this is a special day and I pulled The High Priestess out.Her appearance puzzled me, due to the fact I rarely see her in any reading..Do you have any idea what she is trying to tell me or should I find out on my own?Thank you in advance! ♡ Also, I apologize if there are any mistakes, but english isn’t my native language..
I often associate the high priestess with wisdom, spirituality, awakening and knowledge (though everyone sees her as a little bit difference) from what I can gather it seems that day may be a changing point for you. Something new may come to light and you are about to start a journey of either spiritualism or knowledge or both!
Oh its no problem dear! I had a feeling that is what you meant. But yes there are several ways to do offerings. When it comes to crystals and other items with energy like plants shrines or altars are the best way. When it comes to food people have different opinions. I either leave out (safe) food like fruit or breads in the wilderness where it would not harm the local environment or wildlife. If its food on an altar I usually dispose of it if its gone bad or is something that shouldn’t’ be out long or if its for a deity I often get their permission to eat it after a while especially if its wrapped like candy or sealed drink. Burning letters or notes or prayers is pretty common practice as well.
I don’t do sacrifices since those sort of things tend to be apart of pretty closed types of magick which I am not apart of. Sometimes it relates to religions. Though personally if you’re asking about offerings which is offering something to a deity or spirit such as burning incense, burning herbs, offering food etc then thats pretty common practice. But I personally are not very comfortable with sacrificing living things. I can hardly kill bugs.
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)
Yes this!
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.
Can an iPhone do this?
@littlewitchlingrowan looked it up and nope, not with the native camera app. You have to download (read: buy) one off of the App Store, like Slow Shutter Can or something.
Well shit. That’s one thing I miss about androids, is more control over that kind of stuff. But I got a good deal on an iPhone a few years ago and now my whole frickin life is on it or I’d change lol
Anyways, thanks Revan ❤️
I’ve never had an Android, but boy howdy do I wish I could switch. I just don’t have the money or the spoons to do all that work transferring everything (and redownloading all my music that I have through my Apple Music subscription UGH). I’m trapped in the hellish vortex of Apple products.
But you’re welcome, Witch Mom. ❤️
I’m in the same boat. I have SO MUCH music on my iPhone because I have a subscription too. And I’m not even mentioning my pictures and videos (let’s just say I pay for an extra 200G of storage every month 🙃)
Changing it all over would be a nightmare of epic proportions.
If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at
my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and that’s exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do
The Poison Garden is a public garden full of deadly plants. When the Duchess of Northumberland took over the English garden in 1995, she wanted to fill it with something different that would interest children, who “don’t care that aspirin comes from a bark of a tree. What’s really interesting is to know how a plant kills you, and how the patient dies, and what you feel like before you die.” SourceSource 2
I started reading two new Manhwas but it doesn’t seem like either have much of a fandom or even presence here on tumblr. Not surprising seeing both would probably be seen as ‘problematic’ and just stem a lot of people getting pissed about it.
For reference theyre called:
“Unhinged” – horror genre and “Devil’s Boy” – horror/action/thriller genre
I started reading two new Manhwas but it doesn’t seem like either have much of a fandom or even presence here on tumblr. Not surprising seeing both would probably be seen as ‘problematic’ and just stem a lot of people getting pissed about it.
Aragog is an Australian huntsman spider the size of my hand who became my roommate a year ago. We have happily lived in the same cottage respecting each other’s personal space up until this moment (and the shower incident but we do not speak of that).
Aragog has now decided that he wants to live in my kitchen sink…
That’s all well and good but with him curled up in the sink, I can’t wash my dishes.
Well at least he’s been catching the bugs 🐜 that have been lurking in the windowsill near the sink.
Good Aragog!
Don’t think I haven’t figured out your plan you lil shit – if I can’t wash dishes (because you’re LIVING in my sink) it will attract all the bugs to your new home you little glutton!
*facepalm* he got STUCK in the sink and had to get lifted to safety with a wooden spoon the little doofus.
crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore
crime show: now see usually we’d manage to get a timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would think this means we shouldn’t be able to see the footage at all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it as their background footage while recording yesterday so
yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality and very grainy but as I zoom in on this super blurry pixelated image you can see the details become much clearer and easier to identify
But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the camera lens?
good eye! originally I didn’t even notice it was there but while combing through the footage I noticed three different people sneezed while in view of the camera. I did some research and found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure plant life that is native to this particular state, which really doesn’t help us, except that it only ever blooms in the opposite season! So I did some digging and found four nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that plant all year round, which of course means
Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the cameras live feed as background, then we should know the time of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we will know the time the perpetrator was in the building!
DAMNIT JONES THIS ISN’T YOUR CASE
WELL IT’S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up state. So, apparently, we’re supposed to work together. I’m not any happier than you are.
but I hate sharing!
TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is somehow connected with that cult that’s been sacrificing its members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god Cthulhu. Now, I don’t like it any more than you do, and I’m worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
Alright, but when we catch the perp he’s mine. I don’t care if he’s sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse! That man may know who killed my father, and I won’t let anyone get in my way – not even someone with your develish smile.
Do you think you’re the only one who wants to find Eric’s murderer?! He was my partner! He was my friend! I know we haven’t worked together before, but this case will have us working together for a while, until we eventually find your fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time, and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But don’t worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force, put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being from on high decides the precinct isn’t ready for a same sex couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of our adventures, will always know we were meant to be together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have him!
But you’re right. This case will definitely take at least a full year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be halloween themed. We’re working together for the forseeable future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to keep secrets.
And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can really get across how Not Gay I am.
It’s gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be stakeouts.
executive producer dick wolf
This is the best demonstration of the principle of “yes, and” that I have ever seen. They should put this in textbooks.
This is honestly better than most crime shows I have seen 😀
If you’re creative, you might actually
perceive the world differently. In a study
that showed people a red dot in one eye
and a green dot in the other, those who
had traits associated with creativity
merged the dots and saw a two-colored
image. The remaining participants saw
two individual dots, suggesting that the
creative people, who were more ‘open to
experience’, processed visual stimuli
in a unique way. SourceSource 2
an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.
‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years
‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ – they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones
‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked
thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice
behold the monoscuit/scuit
Why is this called a biscuit:
when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared
thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK
the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree
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