gm-and-dm-ideas:

rex-l-ligdraer:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

Barbarian: “Can I try to lift the entire house?”

DM: “I guess? Make a strength check”

Barbarian: “Nat 20!!”

DM:

A nat 20 does not guarantee success when the impossible is attempted.

Discuss.

Easy, them attempting the impossible only do what’s extraordinarily possible. For the example: The barbarian strains, slowly lifting one side of the house, causing it to tilt before dropping it, since he couldn’t sustain the strength for the lift. Now he’s pissed off everyone who was inside.

One of my favorite answers!

The Versatile Hagstone

skepticaloccultist:

The serpent’s stone of old, often called a witch’s or hag stone, was said in antiquity to have been made by a mass of snakes whose saliva congealed into a stone with a hole through it, made by the serpent’s tongue. It was said by Pliny that the Druids held it in high esteem. Able to cure disease and quell nightmares, its hollow passage a window through which one might see beyond the veil.

“There is a sort of egg in great repute among the Gauls, of which the Greek writers have made no mention. A vast number of serpents are twisted together in summer, and coiled up in an artificial knot by their saliva and slime; and this is called the serpent’s egg. The druids say that it is tossed in the air with hissings and must be caught in a cloak before it touches the earth.” Pliny the Elder, in his Natural History

The adder stone takes the name hagstone in the British Isles, and though in Ireland, where there are no serpents to speak of, its origins are more mundane, being simply a stone polished by moving water that wears a hole through its center, its power is none the less extraordinary.

As a ward a hagstone is hung above one’s bed, or even the bed of a farm animal believed to be haunted by night visitors. It is said to quell nightmares and to keep away malefic influences from child and farm animal alike. A common tool of horsemen, cunning craft, and witch alike. The term “hag” in its name comes from the concept of being “ridden” by the night-hag, a once common term for the mora or sleep paralysis.

To those who ride across the hedge the hagstone has other abilities, as a periscope through which we can view the goings on of entities not normally within our visual field. By placing it to the eye it becomes a window into that other realm.

Worn on a cord either around the neck or at the wrist the hagstone is able to influence your dreams beyond just warding away unwanted influences. It is a talisman capable of unlocking the path to the sabbat. In his essay “What is Traditional Craft?” Andrew Chumbley gives a traditional anglian spell used to obtain the journey to the sabbat during self initiation. A simplecord of leather through the stone’s hole and bound to one’s wrist. In this way the hagstone anchors the practitioner into the stream of the other and one ride’s the current that flows naturally toward the sabbat.

Additionally a hagstone can be used to ward the edge of a space, clearing it for ritual use and chasing away whatever boggart or wight may be lurking in the corners.

The history of the use of hagstones goes back millennia, with archaeological evidence of their use in ancient Egypt. They are an incredibly versatile tool, one that travels easily in this modern world as well.

Through their water connection they are particularly useful for weather and sea magics. Their alignment to spirits of water depths and running streams makes them even more of a bridge to that other landscape. Sailors used them in their folkmagic attempts to protect from storms, nailing them to the bow of the ship.

But where does one find one? Can they be purchased? Incidentally, a hagstone is one of the rare items that should ultimately be useful even if purchased/traded from another, as long as it has genuinely been taken from running water when found. Though from the perspective of folkcraft the witch would be advised to go out and find one themselves, a tool found by the witch’s cunning being incredibly more powerful than anything gotten secondhand.

The stones vary in substance, often softer shales and slates making up the easier to find articles along river beds. But as well one might find a hard granite, flint, or quartz stone beaten by the ocean waves along some abandoned beach. The hole must be naturally made by the water’s movement, worn by friction and time.

Hagstones can be incorporated into witches ladders, spirit bindings, ritual clothing, and talismanic objects. They make exceptional ‘worry stones’ that one just carries in their pocket.

The witch’s stone is an incredibly versatile and often overlooked tool in the arsenal of the craft practitioner. While one may have several there is usually a bond with a particular stone that lets it function more personally. Worn on the body or used in a charm an adder stone is practically a must for any witch’s bag of tricks.

– from “Wyrdwood: Essays Toward an Understanding of the Folkwitch” by E.H. Wormwood, forthcoming on Alkahest Press

And I was absent for so long because I was visiting my father for his wedding and to see him. He is officially going into heart failure and will likely need a transplant. Because of that, I wanted to spend time with him without having to focus on my blog.

Updates!!!

2 witchcraft masterposts are on their way expect them in the next week or so

Working on my d&d blog and will have a few custom class, race, and explosive weapons up before I release the link to it

Will be posting pop culture spells starting next weekend (my days off!)

stay tuned!!!~~~~

themanicnami:

A strung out guy is pacing up and down the train. And security… just stepped off. Um… this guy is screaming he needs meth and you just get off and leave us with him. Thanks.

I’m fine for those wandering. The guy about 5 stops later bolted off of te train screaming. I was tucked behind some construction workers 

Yes pot is legal here, no you cant smoke in our hotel. Because it is law. I do not care of Motel 6 let you. Its illegal in this state to smoke any substance inside or within 50ft of a hotel. That is why we are fining you. No arguments

pernoctatio:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

sindri42:

seasonallydefective:

sindri42:

daisenseiben:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Avoid Sudden Stops 2.0 via Shitty_Car_Mods

The fuzzy dice. The knife. The fire extinguisher on the floor. The spider.

This is Quality Aesthetic.

What’s in the ammo box? And what do those dials indicate?

All I know is that car can’t be from Mass. The Masshole horn reflex is too strong.

Oh my god I didn’t notice the first time but the floor is fucking wooden planks. And the side mirror is mounted on a skeleton hand. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a vehicle with this much raw aesthetic.

Also, never fear, there is a seat belt.

This is PEAK Mad Max Wasteland right here

I think that’s NOS not a fire extinguisher?

danielsokolov:

sinfullyselected:

thestray:

Like… the intention is good, but I don’t know how I feel about the angle of “you shouldn’t bully someone because you may not know the whole story”. You shouldn’t bully because it’s fucked up.

That girl you called fat, maybe she’s NOT starving herself. Maybe she just likes to eat. You want to call her names because of that? Fuck you.

That girl you called a slut, maybe she’s not a virgin, maybe she’s had a lot of sex with different people, sex is fucking AWESOME! Your hang ups with women and sexuality is not her problem. You’re an asshole.

That boy you pushed down in the hall… maybe everything’s great at home for him, so the fuck what? Don’t put your hands on people you piece of shit.

That black girl you teased for her skin color… just, fuck you, period. Doesn’t matter what the fuck is going on in her life, you’re fucking garbage. Get the fuck out of here.

The old man with the scars… seriously? Like… if you’re making fun of an old man’s scars you’re too far gone, you’re some kind of amoral sociopath or something cause that’s just some fucked up shit.

That “gay boy” you made fun of? Go fuck yourself.

The man you made fun of for crying? He just watched the episode of the Office where Jim and Pam get married, so what? Who cares why he’s crying? People have emotions dipshit.

That poor boy? Oh you’re one of those assholes who makes fun of poor people? Go die in a fire.

How about just don’t bully people at all for any reason cause it’s a fucked up thing to do regardless of what you do or don’t know about them? Treat people the way you want to be treated, it’s that simple. We’re all human beings just trying to be happy, you make the world a worse place when you try to stand in the way of that.

I fixed it. 🙂

Much better

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

eclecticdreamweaver:

paddysnuffles:

thescalexwrites:

10centbullet:

paynesenterprise:

happy independence day let’s impeach the president 

The only 4th of july post i care about

I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called “propaganda” and “trash words” to insult Trump and push NPR’s agenda.

NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.

And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trump’s voter base.

Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing

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So they are admitting Trump is a dictator?

Some Trump supporters thought NPR tweeted ‘propaganda.’ It was the Declaration of Independence.

#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

mostlysignssomeportents:

Back in May, Mark wrote about
a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate
the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich
and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including
putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be
trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is
finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news –
unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public
beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

I was originally frustrated about having to run razors up to a room because housekeeping refused to do it. Well two attractive male models only in boxers answered and were chatting with me. I am not upset about it at all anymore lol

Question for others who work in hotels! Do you guys get guests throwing fits that you don’t have stamps?

themanicnami:

We get this like at least 3 times a week. As far as I know most hotels don’t offer stamps at their front desks. Am I wrong?

so far most people are saying they don’t offer stamps excluding a few foreign workers. Yeah as far as I know most of the properties I work for do not offer stamps. In our case the main reason being there are 2 post offices by us, one is behind us and one is a block away. Plus in the mall across from us is another mailing store. That’s 3 places.