kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

fondwitch:

wizardyangst:

uchidachi:

uchidachi:

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings*

If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

Hattie: Mraaow

Me:

If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

Hattie: Mrah

Me:

If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

Even the variations of meow in the written dialogue are accurate

ray-kaladis:

amtrax:

vekter:

quetzalcoatl2k:

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

me irl

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

When you have a barbarian in the group with low Int but high Str

annaprise:

zyenakhsi:

anarchist-space-pirate:

causiane:

subjectzer0s:

toobookishtohandle:

m–ood:

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

What

@gayterenus

When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

Alright, y’all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.

So, there’s a fun fact.

A spy

alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife