obligatory-stupid-name:

commanderinqueef:

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

brainstatic:

In Fallout 4, the sound of power generators can cause unhappiness if they’re too close to people. These little ingrates, who would be wallowing in radioactive filth if not for me, are unhappy with the infinite electricity machines I built from raw garbage because of the noise they make. Fuck these little assholes, go die someplace where your precious ears won’t be perturbed by the sound of my miracles. 

maxofs2d:

hooligan-nova:

It’s so weird to see people actually accepting the “corporations are people” thing. 

Like people saying things like “Pepsi feels bad and apologized”. Pepsi doesn’t “feel” anything, it’s an organization that attempts to make money by selling a product of the same name.

And the Denny’s-style blogs and twitter outlets where “Wendy’s” has a “sassy personality” and picks fights with the other fast food twitters serve to further this illusion. This whole act is being projected by an entire marketing team whose job is to make you think nice thoughts about the product so you’ll buy more.

They aren’t real. It’s all illusion and it’s leading people to think that they are hurting real people when they criticize or resist corporate action.

sugarghosts:

sugarghosts:

Some wholesome news today lads

UHGJhjshdjHSJDSKJhhSHhhhhhh

gaycomicsnshit:

trumpetsandbookmarks:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

i resent being able to understand this post

fictional-serial-killer:

silverhawk:

i feel so dumb when i get done watching a movie and am like “hm ! i had lots of fun watching that ! i liked it!!” and then curiously check the ratings of the movie i just watched and the reviews are all like “abomination of a movie. horrible mess. worst thing i have EVER seen. spits on the face of ALL cinema.”

Me with Prometheus and Alien: Covenant.

jadelyn:

skidar:

patrickat:

naturalistamisslyn:

thoughtsof-r:

onlyasmalllizard:

thoughtsof-r:

thoughtsof-r:

thoughtsof-r:

i just feel like if a job pays less than $15/hr… they shouldn’t ask for experience.

like if im going to get a minimum wage job, im going to do the bare minimum.

i just don’t understand how we’re “all an important part of the company” and the pay gap is so big

Also if I’m being paid minimum wage, don’t expect me to be passionate about whatever it is you want me to do.

minimum wage = minimum effort

And minimum commitment. Give me a reason to be loyal. Ducking pay me

Peak capitalism expects maximum effort and maximum commitment for minimum pay and minimum loyalty.

When the employer’s attitude is ‘you’re replaceable’ then the employee attitude is ‘this is just a temporary job’

I’m always seeing articles in HR industry publications and stuff that bemoan the “erosion of employee loyalty” and how employees are so willing to jump ship if someone offers them a few more bucks and like…yeah…because y’all made it super clear that we’re all replaceable cogs in the corporate machine, if you’ve got no loyalty toward your employees, what kind of brass balls do y’all have that you expect them to still be loyal to you anyway? This is a two way street, fuckers.

pissbong:

pissbong:

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.

stormwaterwitch:

Those bots are a plague on all our houses

starship-nine:

jumpingjacktrash:

anarcho-individual:

lampfaced:

shrineart:

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

another beautiful bat you can see her whiskers!!!! look at her

this one’s named after it’s nose looking like a leaf! get fucking with it look she’s adorable!

HAPPY BOY!

THE EARS THO

SMOLE BOY

Weird cow lookin boy with an impressive snooter

Fancy Nose Boy

EARS

goofy ears!

mohawk!

extra long snoot!

literal goblin!

comedian bat!

sucker footed bb!

sword nose!

@smut-smut-in-the-butt

bats have the weirdest faces and i support them 100%

@okami888

stormwaterwitch:

bidoof:

tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com

orriculum:

uranoxymoron:

foggy-student-witch:

Can we collectively destroy the idea that gritty witchcraft and pretty aesthetics are mutually exclusive. Just cause the colour pink or pastels exist in someones craft doesnt mean they can’t study Solomonic texts or have a solid base in protection and offense, work with their shadow etc.

This idea is heavily mysogynistic and presumptuous.

I get Witchblr and misinformed kids have us defensive but can we just not. ok

I immediately think of @orriculum and her kawaii-badassness.

(ETA: I didn’t even realize I had reblogged this from her until after. I herped when I should have derped.)

lmao @uranoxymoron you give me too much credit, i’m all pink and glitter

though, it’s so funny. this exact same conversation keeps happening in the romance-novel community, that respected and “good” literature is only the dark gloomy stuff that women die in, that anything light-hearted, indulgent in pretty things are vapid purely because they focus on women’s happiness (as a broad marketing demographic obv)

it must be some sort of irony if someone should make a lot of talk about witchcraft specifically empowering women and continue to devalue femininity 

spoonmeb:

coleoptera-kinbote:

vassraptor:

music-in-the-bell-jar:

masrekaya:

legacysam:

hmwhatthehell:

do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually do and do you ever think about how disappointed they’ll be when you inevitably crash and burn

Fun fact: Impostor Syndrome is ridiculously common among high-achievers, particularly women. If you identify with this post, odds are pretty good that you’re exactly as smart as people think you are, and the failure you’re afraid of isn’t inevitable at all.

Even Maya Angelou stated, “I have written 11 books, but each time I think, ‘Uh oh, they’re going to find out now. I’ve run a game on everybody, and they’re going to find me out.’”

and don’t forget this is one of the psychological barriers placed in by thousands years of patriarchy and male supremacy.

My computer science professor actually talked about this on the first day, it was really cool.

Fun brutal fact: in addition to the existence of imposter syndrome, being “twice exceptional” (also known as 2e) is also a thing. That means being intellectually gifted AND ALSO having a disability that affects your ability to succeed at study or work. Such as ADHD, autism, dyslexia, dyscalculia, etc etc etc. A lot of people believe that it’s not possible to be both, but it very much is.

Society tends to have very high expectations for how well gifted people will perform. Society tends to have low expectations for how well disabled people will perform. Society tends to attribute invisible disabilities, including mental illness, to a failure of willpower or effort or a bad attitude.

So if you read this post and went “no, but seriously, this is not just low self esteem on my part, people keep thinking I’m smart and then I keep crashing and burning and disappointing them and they can’t understand why I didn’t live up to their expectations, it happens again and again and when I tell someone how I feel and ask for help, they just tell me to stop being so hard on myself and that I’ll succeed if I have more self-confidence,” it is not just you.

(Also, one of the previous posts in this thread buried the lede a little. Imposter syndrome is ridiculously common in people from underrepresented groups in academia and other high pressure/high status fields, particularly women and people of colour. Maya Angelou did not only feel out of place because she was a woman.)

This essay also totally changed my view on the intersection of impostor syndrome and mental illness.

Thanks for adding race to this post cause too cause white supremacy has a whole lot to with this.

stuckwith-harry:

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

thoodleoo:

careers that i am looking into:

• harpy
• beautiful and unattainable nymph who scorns the advances of men and gods alike
• witch who turns men into pigs

pagan-aeshryver:

racing-west:

delta-toons:

robinine-blog:

winterpower98:

aceofspades-lena:

breedafool:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

I am short as HECK

I’m shorter! 5ft1 and ¾ 😉

5ft4

5 ft nothing!!!!

5ft even

5ft 5